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December 31, 1969

posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


SSH Keys Required

All pixelshelf machines now require SSH keys to log in, please log into: https://mail.pixelshelf.com/sshkeymgr/ And upload one if you need ssh access. Thanks.
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


boooooooooooooooyah

k
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


boooooooooooooooyah

suck it
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


suck

suck
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Top 13 Songs About the California Recall Election

13 Everybody Wants to Rule the State
12 Elect Me, Baby, One More Time
11 Did You Ever Hate to Make Up Your Mind?
10 Hopelessly Revoted for You
9 Gypsies, Tramps, Thieves, Bodybuilders, Child Actors, Porn Stars, Radio Talk-Show Hosts, Baseball Commissioners, Grocery Store Clerks, Some Dude Named Julio....
8 We Just Recalled to Say We Hate You
7 Do Ya Think I'm Nazi?
6 Watching the Defectives
5 I Still Haven't Found Who I'm Voting For
4 The Night They Vote Gray Davis Down
3 California Reamin'
2 50 Ways to Heave Your Gov'nor
1 Vote-Hell California
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-porksand.avi

hi
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


heh

heh
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


Come back SG!

I miss you! you commie bastard!
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


....

Yes it has
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


Its...

Been awhile.
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


hi

hi
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: project


The Nonsense Network

The Nonsense Network is a new textad exchange network. Get 75% of your impressions back, guaranteed!
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Hreb is a turkey

gobble gobble
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


Neil Gaiman's Journal

Neil Gaiman, a brilliant writer, has a blogger powered journal that really kicks ass. Lots of insight into his writing process.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


The world deadpool

If pud wasn't crazy enough...
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: project


dropload

Send files via the web. Up to 100mb a file.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: project


Double Babelizer

This script will translate a webpage into a foreign language and then back into English using AltaVista's babelfish. Very amusing.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


CRACK!

WOOHOO FOR CRACK!
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Abfab returns

Abfab has returned (New Series), despite the claims that it never would, but I'm very glad it has, only had one of the new set so far and its wikid', and features 2 g4 cubes with LCDs, and a bluedalmation iMac, with porn being browsed on the former by the grandma ;D
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Japanese errr... "boy band?"

Amusement.....
posted by sublime @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: video


Heat Vision and Jack

"Jack Austin, an renegade astronaut overexposed to the sun's harmful rays while in orbit, does not return to Earth with a bad tan, but rather, a superpower: He is three times smarter than the smartest man on Earth (I'm assuming that excludes himself) whenever it's sunny out. Aided by his old roomate Doug, who was turned into a motorcycle by an experimental raygun, the duo coolly transverse this wide open vista we call America, fighting crime, and longing for the days when they weren't super-smart or a motorcycle (respectively)." More information can be found here. Find this by any means you have available to you if you're a fan of Jack Black.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Little Rocket

I can't even begin to explain to you how amazing this website is. This artist is incredible.
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


The Top 15 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverages

The Top 15 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverages

15> Pasty White Russian
14> ASCII Sour
13> Seagram's Seven of Nine
12> Harvey Codebanger
11> Slow Comfortable Download Against the Firewall
10> Chat Room on the Beach
9> Dotcomikaze
8> Blue Daiquiri Of Death
7> Anything, as long as there's a Mountain Dew chaser.
6> Screamin' Klingon
5> SCSI Navel
4> Rum and Jolt
3> Your Company on the Rocks
2> Sloe Porn Download
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverage...
1> Sex in Your Dreams

[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Mario Dinis has sex with his sister Lucy Dinis. They fuck.

The page is self-explanatory.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


British Teenagers Are Morons

This article covers interesting concraceptive myths Britsh teenagers believe.

One teenager was quoted as saying: "Putting a watch around your penis before sex means the radioactivity of the dial kills off sperm."
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Very cool

very cool pictures
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


A Hex Upon Your Broomstick Ways

A coven in England have stepped forth to attack the egregious errors of the upcoming Harry Potter movie. Apparently Harry is taught the improper way to ride a broomstick! As anyone with a heavy witching background knows, the correct way to ride a broom is with the business end up front. How else will you keep the flies from getting stuck in your teeth?
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Crap Art

Support Tom 7 in his "Crap Art" manifesto. And remember kids: "a bad song is better than no song."
posted by throwback @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


I've been bad!

WOW
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Homework Was Never Like This

A female student at the Norwegian Film School in Lillehammer has been given approval by school administrators to make a hardcore pornographic movie. "Pornographic film production at the school is not a problem," said Malte Wadman, Principal of the state-funded school.

The planned project is part of the school's so-called "genre composition", in which students get to choose the style of movie they make. Some have gone for karate films, others for road movies or musicals. One female student has chosen porn. "Pornography is also a genre. As long as it is produced, and only shown, inside the school's walls, I don't think it's a problem," says Wadman.

The student in question wishes to remain anonymous as she has little desire to be associated with pornography afte the school year. The project was due for an earlier production date, but the actors failed to turn up on the day of filming, which meant the film will be submitted during the Autumn semester.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Footballers and Sheep

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/20070.html Read it.
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


The Top 15 Secret Service Code Names for the Bush Twins

The Top 15 Secret Service Code Names for the Bush Twins 15> Mad Dog and Night Train
14> Toasted Almond and Fuzzy Navel
13> Thelma and Louise
12> The TroubleMint Twins
11> Bookworm and Agave Worm
10> Less Filling and Tastes Great
9> J and B
8> Drunk and Disorderly
7> Hey, This Is a Hell of a Lot More Fun Than Chelsea's Soccer Games!
6> Olive and Onion
5> Alky and the Bandit
4> Jen and Tonic
3> Survivor and The Weakest Link
2> Barb and Wired
1> Tweedledee and Tweedledrunk
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


Headline Haikus

The only way to read the news...
posted by throwback @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


What a dork

I wonder if his classmates even knew what he was talking about. :-)
posted by puff @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Enter the Dragon

You want action? I'll give you action!
posted by puff @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Most Retarded Resume

All I can say is damn.
posted by puff @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Prank Calls

Arnold, Al Pacino, Norman Bates and Joe Pesci are all Guilty.
posted by puff @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Japanese Farting Fetish Video

She is very beautiful Japanese girl, so nice. But her farts is very big sounds and very bad?? smell. her fartings amaze most of all persons. You should have this. It's great.Perhaps she can be winner in farting contest.
posted by throwback @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Borg Watermelons?

Your watermelons will be assimilated. Resistance is futile !
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


The Male Brain

It's a moving picture, you look at it.
posted by superlime @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


mario twins

I would say to them, "Want an ice cream cone?" both of them say yes. I mirrored it to lp cause the source site was insanely slow. :P
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


hmm..

Are we a porn site now?..... :)
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Fun for one of them?

Don't open at work
This file may be too disturbing for some.....
Over Memorial Weekend, I stayed at a hotel near a San Diego beach with our Way Weird film crew and sales team. A strange couple that was staying at the same hotel told us that they were big fans of ours and that they had something "weird" to show us. Now, it is our job to see and document odd things, so we told them that we would show up to their room in twenty minutes. The guy, we'll call him "Jim", told me that they both would be naked, and that he was going to first have to wash his hands before we came in. Now, I use a sink and some liquid soap, sometimes a bar, when I wash my hands. Well "Jim" isn't a "sink and soap man" if you know what I mean. Our camera crew entered the room one minute too soon with the film rolling, and I have to show you what we saw, because if I don't, you won't believe me
video
I'm sorry, but I had to show you.
posted by throwback @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: video


New Shampoo

Don't watch this one at work :-) Oh, forgot. It's a video, you watch it.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: video


Exploding Phone

Bored on a friday night? This is what my friend Andy, myself, and GF do for enjoyment. You should go frame-by-frame through explosion as the face actually flies at the camera (yes like in the movies)
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Neat Optical Illusion

Its a picture.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: video


Cool Action Flash thing

Assassin sword fighting flash thing.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


AIM Abuse

Abuse others, and even yourself, verbally, on AIM! It's fun! hehe
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


All your smurf...

Some people have too much spare time, and do too many drugs.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Woman Driver!

It's a picture, you look at it
posted by superlime @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


ass and titties

dunno if anyone else listens to booty house, but this is pretty damn funny anyway.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Tigger goes b0ing

It's a picture, you look at it
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??

hahahaha, you guys have to click on this, its worth it. hosted on my friends website
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Deaf mute guy gets arrested

i feel sorry for this guy...
posted by throwback @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Girls are Evil !@!

Looks like they finally proved it :-)
posted by brknntr @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


This won't hurt a bit...

Sort of bizarre if it's for real... And you thought this only happened in radio parodies. Also c.f. Pretty Baby with a 12-y ear old Brooke Shields. hrm.
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: video


Counter-Strike Short

This is a movie based on the Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike. Interesting enough, the sound effects and voices are the sounds used in the game. Pretty cool directing if you ask me :P
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


Dancing Paul

Dancingpaul.com is a leet little flash website that allows you to pick and choose Paul's dancing technique. Go check it out, its leet!
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Pezboy Sells His Most Prized Posession

And may the force be with you!
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


The Difficulties of Being a Goof

Spinn plays with goofiness when he puts a post-it note pad on the side of an under-construction Starbucks.
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


Monkey Versus Robot Versus Lobster Magnet

Monkey Versus Robot, the latest thing in bleeding edge stupidity. This clip ranks high against the Lobster Magnet and All Your Base phenomenon. Warning, this could be the next retarded fad amongst teeny board junkies and irc kiddies.
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Brittney Spear's Virginity for Sale

Opie and Anthony's Brittney Spear's virginity skit starring that amazingly annoying QVC salesman. Listen, and laugh. Edit: Open this location up in Winamp and stream it
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: video


The Bitches Love Me (Pikachu)

Hilarious music video made from Pokemon episodes and the Pokemon movie. The bitches love me because they know that I can rock.
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Free Boob Jobs For Brazilian Women

Poverty stricken people in Brazil can now get free cosmetic surgery. The government is running a scheme for people on low incomes to have breast enlargements, liposuction and tummy tucks. Big backsides, admired by Brazilian men, means buttock implants are one of the top ops for the country's women. Slum dwellers have flocked to Clementino Fraga Filho University Hospital for "corrective surgery."

Doctors say Brazilian body worship is to blame for a huge increase in demand for plastic surgery. In the past year, two tunes, What a Big Butt and Blonde Big Butt, were big radio hits.

Discounted bills come to around $650. Similar procedures in private clinics cost $1,500 to $2,000, reports One News. Although 90% of Brazilians earn less than $10,000, Brazil is second only to the United States in the number of plastic surgeons and the most cosmetic surgeries per capita.

Juliana Borges, Brazil's contestant in the Miss Universe contest, has had four plastic surgery operations.


posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: useful


Girls Kissing

This link is purely for the sake of science. The science of sexy girls kissing each other.
posted by superlime @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


RFC 1149: CPIP

Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol now available for Linux. :)
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leet music


Fuck San Francisco

I don't live in San Francisco. But I've read about it in books and websites. Here's a pleasant folksy song about the wonders of San Francisco, and how they should be fucked.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Another Will Leitch Doozy

Will Leitch is one of my favorite writers. And I've only read his stuff online. Check out the latest in his "excruciatingly long series": Life as a Loser. I never really liked baseball, but this article makes me wish I were back in Little League again.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


A Sapient Man in India

This is a newly started web journal by a guy who is in India for six months. It has some very cool pictures, and thoughts on New Delhi living for an American.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


filepile is back

FilePile is back! And it's actually being served from the same machine as lagparty.org, thanks to jon.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Pezboy + Whore

Watch out, It could happen to all of you!
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leet music


Shaggy without Girls

Funny, all you wankers should apreciate it (Pun intended, Ooo err)
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Free Implants Make Soldiers Happy

The UK Army has paid for a handful of female soldiers to have breast enlargements to make them happier, the Ministry of Defence has said. A spokesman said that four women had received breast-enhancing surgery at one military hospital since the start of last year, and the total number is likely to be higher. "We would suggest that there are something like a dozen such cases a year," the ministry spokesman said. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent the $4,000 operation, courtesy of the armed forces, to make her "a happier soldier". The spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so. "This is not done purely on cosmetic grounds, but as a last resort," he said. "A small number of soldiers may develop a recurring and chronic psychological problem which may be debilitating." The revelation is likely to renew debate in Britain on the role of women in the armed forces. They currently account for around 16,000 of the 200,000-strong army, navy and air force. The government is awaiting a review on whether women soldiers should be allowed to fight in the front line.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: project


celebritybattles

This is a website a friend and I are doing for a "Web Business Engineering" class at CMU. It's based on an old snoot.com toy I did with Tom 7.
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


the stool fairy

heh, this is just weird
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


I.M. Me

This is really really scary. It's a teen pop song all about instant messaging.

Here's the chorus:
Hey, LOL, G2G
I gotta go, but watch for me 'cause
I'll be right back, BRB
So sign on, and I.M. me

posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


New Age Cat Carrier

For 14.95$ you too can enjoy this state of the art cat carrier. Its small, light-weight, and efficient. Take a peek at the ad and buy your special kitty one today!
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


you spin me round..

heh
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Funny Car

It's a picture, you look at it
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Oops ... Miss France May Be A Man

Organizers of Donald Trump's Miss Universe contest are investigating whether Miss France began life as a man. Elodie Gossuin, 19, who has arrived in Puerto Rico for the contest, is due to be questioned about whether she is a transsexual or a transvestite. Miss Universe officials said she will be put on the first plane back to France if she does turn out to be a man. "Our regulations say all delegates must be natural-born females," spokeswoman Mary Hilliard McMillan told the New York Daily News. "She is going through registration and being fitted for a gown and swimsuit," Ms. McMillan said. "There will be some determination. Wardrobe ladies have instructions to report immediately." She said organizers had not been able to put the question of her sex to Gossuin or her handlers because "they've been travelling."
posted by roslemur @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


WATCH ME DANCE

well, it's not a very good mov of me dancing (the song wasn't impressive) but it shows off my niffty suit, eh.

also, watch reedies fuck with fire, bikes, and alcohol.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Exploding cow causes foot and mouth disease

3 people possible with hand and foot disease. I quote "The slaughterman, who had been working with infected livestock in the north of England, was ``moving a decomposing carcass of a cow and that carcass exploded and the fluid went into his mouth,'' Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites)'s spokesman said."
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


What is a print?

really neat flash demo on various printing techniques. If only all flash were this well used
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Get GUMMed

The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April 1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od. Three days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo. Two seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user- friendly features of Unix. Seminars include "Everything You Know is Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis "cc C? Si! Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and "Document Unix, Are You Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is necessary because all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we could tell them. -- Dr. Dobb's Journal, June '84
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Women Doing Jumping Jacks

So you can watch Baywatch for an hour just to do is see the chicks in bikinis run up and down the beach for 2 minutes an episode. Or tune into the Man Show, just to see their “Juggies” on trampolines for a brief second. But if you want to see the best part without the fluff, then check out the JJ1 Jumpers. They'll give you more bounce for the byte, and they take it off.
posted by perrin @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


I'm on APANA

A geeks version of Leary's song, "Asshole".
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


ELF BOWLING

Have you ever wanted to toss half naked men down a long wooden plank by their underwear? No? You're a freak.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Origins of phrases

Check it out
posted by frog @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


another fight

ok, i realize now that billy already posted that pic, so heres this, its that fight thing, but a little different, a little the same and bloodier =P
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


Leet martial arts thing

Leet martial arts thing. Well done Stolen from http://www.soim.com/zine/zhukai/fight.swf
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Open Source Beverage: OpenCola

This is insane. You can buy a case of open source cola. What does that mean? It comes with a recipe that you are welcome to play around with in order to perfect your own cola beverage.

"Carbonation artistes are invited to tinker with the essential oils, improve quality, and make the world a better place."
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


zug.com rules

Zug.com is completely hilarious. Check out the pranks in particular.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


China + All your base

It's a picture, you look at it
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


Movie Mistakes

leet stuff about mistakes in movies
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


U.S.'s Formal Apology to China

What China should really do.
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Resevoir Dog Action Figures

Anyone else besides me gonna get all 12? Leet stuff!
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


We All Hate Spam

A man's humorous dealings with spam, flash design, and a telephone.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


the 5k competition

The contestants are in for the 2001 5k competition. What's the 5k, you ask? It's a competition in which people make a website smaller than 5k. And the best sites win.
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


I'll take one.

leet vehicle
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Have you seen my server? :(

I saw a cable going into a wall..
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


filepile

Odd site. Top 10 recently submitted image, audio, and video files.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leetwebsites


Probably the best Website in the world

fan-bloody-tastic.. hours (or minutes) of fun, brings back my childhood.. (Warning : Needs shockwave)
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Erotic Story

It's a picture. look at it -|-
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Milk Is Bad For You

I'm not a milk drinker. I don't like the taste. That'd be enough for me. But I also find it strange that human beings are the only species that drink another species' milk. Anyway, here's an interesting article about how milk might actually be bad for you. It's actually not a very well written article, but the content is interesting.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


NOO It can't be!

I never believed it would happen. But it has, has my entire life ended? Maybe there's a restaurant somewhere around here.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: useful


Vroom vroom

I got a nitro rc car. I too am 12 years old again. Short movie (6 megs), next time i'll do a better job with tripod, etc.. Coming soon www.Boston-RC.com.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


www.Not So Fucked Dot Com

more from metafilter, why dont u just go read metafilter so i can stop posting... This one was great tho, All I have to say is "CasketFurnitureDOTcom" Go read for more.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


That cheating bitch...

Ok, so I read this on metafilter, but it was great.. I quote: "[The] device sends a text message when anyone heavier than the wife gets into bed."
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Thanks For the Radio

This is a real letter sent to the principal's office at a Florida highschool after they sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 years old and always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you.

Life is good.

Sincerely,
Edna
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


The Life of an Internet Meme (nike)

I'm sure you've all heard about the guy who wanted Nike to place the word "sweatshop" on the side of his customized shoe, and the following humorous discourse. This is a meme. Get it? It's like a "gene" but it has something to do with memory and what not. Anyway, this website now contains a timeline of how the "Nike sweatshop" meme invaded popular culture. Also, in the lagparty.org archives you can find a similar timeline for the "All Your Base" meme. I find this stuff extremely interesting, since in my time I've created several (obviously smaller) memes, such as the response to the revocation of independence.
posted by foom @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Britney Spears to Visit MIT

This article has some good pictures of her too.
posted by majost @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Crackaddict presents

Here is a t for our ladies. ;)
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


May 1st Reboot

This will probably be my last weblog post before spring break. For some reason this really disturbs me. It's an organized effort for websites to relaunch on May 1st with an all new design. The website is full of masturbatory verbosity, yet doesn't even come close to giving a reason why anyone would want to do this. The closest is some waffling about a "manifest demonstration of the very idea of community."

Community is when people arbitrarily decide to do something just because other people are doing it? This, to me, seems to be a manifest demonstration of the very problems of community. "Hey, Joe put a giant santa on his roof, let's get a flashing Jesus." There are apparently over 1000 websites participating in this useless "web event".

Should we add injury to insult? Part of the "event" is that the week before May 1st you remove all content from your website to announce the upcoming redesign. So now in order to be part of this arbitrary useless community we are supposed to make our site useless for an entire week. For those sites that actually attempt to make money, this is a loss of revenue. For a site with users, they spend a week pissing off the only community that matters to them (their users).

I'm sick of people making "statements" without actually stating anything of value. This is a useless and ill-formed publicity stunt.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Diary of a Web Stock

Hey, akamai guys, the Brunching Shuttlecocks made some special content just for you.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Americans are lightweights... but I degress

Funny Site. cart00ns and pictures of drunk people, what more could you ask for
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: useful


Following everyone elses lead....

If you're leet and make billions you shoud paypal us some money for server upgrades/bw/drives/etc. The email for the server upgrades/etc is jon@lagparty.org.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


First Sheep, Now the Shepherd

That's right. There is a plan to clone jesus. To hasten the second coming. I think they might be serious in this endeavour. Jesus. Using DNA found in the "blood of jesus" on holy artifacts. Oh, never mind, false alarm. Those are all fake.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Learn How to Dance, Whitey

You can't dance. Don't deny it. I've seen you at the clubs. You sort of sway side to side and swing your arms. In no relation to what music is playing. So learn how to dance! (also available in German)
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Stop Hitting Yourself, Whitey

This article is a response to the fairly recent Santana high school shootings. It proposes that the "surprise" high-school shootings are in fact a result of white america lying to themselves. Thinking that violence and crime is urban and black. Yet even statistics, a tool of the white man, show that white high school students are far more likely to commit a violent act or use drugs than their inner-city black brethren.

Apparently this article has been getting a lot of exposure recently. Here is a story thanking Tim Wise for writing the original article. Tim Wise is white, by the way.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Art is nothing, sucks

A new art exhibit in London, birthplace of such luminaries as Alfred Hitchcock and Me, brings modern art to an all-time low. It consists of blank walls. 2500 square feet of blank walls. Some people would say that by attracting all this media attention the exhibit must have some sort of artistic merits. Those people are fucking morons.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


DMB releases new album, sucks

It's no secret. I don't like the Dave Matthews Band. This article quite nicely sums up the reasoning behind my oft-disputed opinion. He's boring. "Earnest Rock" on the whole is boring and can only exist as a conservative response to what other more risk-taking artists do.

"Dave’s jaunty rhythms and mush-head lyrics seem tailor-made for college sophomores who like to stay up late smoking pot and talking about that Kant guy they had to read for a philosophy midterm."
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


SPAM the ham vs. spam the scam

I always wondered if Hormel got pissed off that people used the word "spam" to describe unsolicited email. Well, on the official spam corporate webpage they answer this very question.

And why does "spam" refer to unsolicited email?
"Use of the term 'SPAM' was adopted as a result of the Monty Python skit in which a group of Vikings sang a chorus of 'SPAM, SPAM, SPAM . . . ' in an increasing crescendo, drowning out other conversation. Hence, the analogy applied because UCE was drowning out normal discourse on the Internet"
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


howstuffworks

Always useful if you are REALLY.... REALLY...... REAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY bored. I would advise against visiting unless above criterior have been reached
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Freaky Shit

Download this little program and run. I guarantee your hair will stand on end after running this program. Great for thrills and something you could really spook out fellow employees with. Just run and wait.
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Kleenex Cube

From MacUser Magazine: Heroes; And the prize for innovative use of Apple hardware goes to... the Kleenx Cube. One canadian Mac user got an amazing result when he noticed blemishes on the case of his Cube. Apple instantly sent out a replacement case, leaving him with an empty Cube chassis. Worrying about the effects of turning it into a toaster would have on the plastic, he did the only sensible thing and turned it into a tissue box. You gotta love those Canadians (LP:ED No... I don't.. fucking canuks)
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Zoomin for a Schumin

This is an amusing look at a crappy website ("The Schumin Web") There are so many self-centered websites on the internet, but this is probably the most ridiculous I've ever seen. And the commentary is just hilarious.

"I was always the geek in school, and there was hardly anyone I could've bullied, but man do I want to push this kid in some mud."
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leet music


GORILLAZ

Great new band and side project of Damon Alburn of blur, also a very cool example of shockwave for a webpage, current single in the UK is "Clint Eastwood", And it is rather fookin good like. enjoy
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: useful


rember the game you was

Go.. be happy.. have fun
posted by nalgas @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Free Tacos

I dunno if this is humor or interesting or what, maybe even disturbing, but apparently if MIR hits a floating Taco Bell target in the Pacific, everyone in the US can get a free taco. How bizarre...
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Id like to see breadfan crash this into a tree!

It's a picture. you look at it.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


All Your Fear Are Belong To Us

You thought it was over. But people just won't let it die. The base are out there, and they all belong to us. Check out this humorous fake ad for the Ford Excursion. It's actually funny.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


When I Am King

This is a strange online comic that has been published every sunday since October 2000, and will continue to be published until the story has been completed. Honestly, this is one of the most absorbing web experiences I've seen in a while. I'll be sure to check in each sunday as the story finishes.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Fucked Company To Charge Users

Actually, that's not really how it's going to work. pud is trying to make money off the leeches that use his site (investors, journalists, head hunters, executives, and people who like to watch things die) by charging for full access to all of the tips he recieves. There are two pricing plans. $75 or $25 a month.

What does this money provide? Apparently pud has recieved over 40,000 tips, but only 1,400 have been published. That's a lot of "I used to be a corporate mascot, but they sold me to the glue factory" messages.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


The Moon Rocks Customs Form

We landed on the moon. We found rocks. We had to declare customs.
posted by nalgas @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leet music


New bredbored demo!

For those of you who don't know, I happen to play bass in a band called bredbored. Nicky (bredbored, Bing, etc.) is our fearless leader, and he writes all the songs, plays the guitar, and sings. We also have a drummer named Vitaly, but he's never been part of #lagparty, so you all probably wouldn't know him. Anyway, we recorded a demo this past weekend. Eight whole songs, in all of 20 hours straight. So yeah, go listen to stuff and hopefully like it. We think it sounds pretty good, so you should too... =) =) =)
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


welcome to zombocom!

Surreal. This site requires Flash, and make sure you have your volume turned up. Extremely strange.
posted by foom @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Thinked you'd they hire English speak peoples

(Written by Kirushi)
Sega put in a new thing in Phantasy Star Online to say that you can't have duped or hacked items while joining a game. this is an actual transcription of the text you receive from the game. try not to laugh.

You are possessing the item data which created by unjust reconstruction. You cannot create/join the team unless you abandon your incorrect data. Please abandon the incorrect item at the offline mode. At this circumstances, this information that you had a incorrect item data, will remain to our server. By this information, there is a case where online use of PSO is stopped without the preliminary announcement to a doer.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Best picture of the year awards..

Some of these pictures are actually cool, some of them not, but definately worth a visit
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Brunching Shuttlecocks

Extremely funny website. Check out the Self Made Critic's movie reviews.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Brunchin'g Shuttleco'cks

Extremely funny website. Check out the Self Made Critic's movie reviews.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Let's go beat this guy up.

update - 3/16 @ 2:36 pm
The link is broken. I hate newspapers that don't have permanent URLs for their stupid articles.


A teacher at Taft Middle school gave one of his students a valentine's day heart candy with the word "FAG' written on it. When the child's parents confronted the principal about this, he commented: "that's just Mr. Miller being Mr. Miller."

Oh yeah, aparently the kid has Tourette's syndrome.

And now your moment of zen:
"Miller has picked on other students, pretending that a television remote control was a 'fagometer' that he pointed at students."
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Habbo Hotel

This is just really fucking cool. Still in beta. Requires shockwave. Make a habbo and join the lagparty room!
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Jokes


Lawyer Joke..

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my fuckin Rolex?"
posted by billyh @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: useful


You all want to be british

News for geeks, british stylee
posted by MrRidicul @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Hilarious Japanese Pilot

A pilot for a japanese television show. I'm not sure if they're serious or not, but it's quite funny.
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Fat Chicks in Party Hats

Funny site dedicated to fat chicks in party hats. Live and love the fatness!
posted by baphomet @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Meme Pool

Memepool, the best of weird content!
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Arkansas State Quarter

The new official Arkansas State Quarter. Guess what? It's fake and it makes fun of Clinton.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


But who owns the penguin?

Really cool article about how unique Tux the Penguin is. An open source logo for an open source movement, brilliant.

"Normally, teams of always-angry lawyers fiercely protect logos. And when I discovered you could alter the penguin however you choose, I was flabbergasted. Logos are sacred, untouchable icons in corporate culture."
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


AkaSpeed!

How fast is akamai? Find out here!
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


What is IT?

Tons of articles and info about what IT/Ginger may be, Jobs and Bezos have both seen it and say it will change the way we build our cities. The forum also has lots of info, links, and articles
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Leet Skateboard

um, motorized skateboard that goes 15mph, death trap anyone?
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: disturbing


Anorexic Rec Room

This is one of the most disturbing sites I've seen. It's all about how anorexic is beautiful. At first I couldn't tell if they're joking or not. After browsing around for a while, I realized that they are dead serious. I haven't read most of the pages on this site, because it creeped me out too much. But the Anna K section is especially gross. Check out her article on the constructive use of cocaine.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


I always knew this was going to pay off..

The inventor of the pacemaker gets a pacemaker put in.. That's pretty badass.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Leet peacock...

And I quote "The bird seemed to understand the human words and jumped on the bed and relaxed," he told the paper."
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Burger King Rules!!

McDonalds sucks, or so the people who stole, beat, battered, and hung from a tree, this Ronald McDonald statue thingie..
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Neil Gaiman Journal

Neil Gaiman is a brilliant author. You may know him as the mind behind the Sandman graphic novels. Or the english script for Princess Mononoke. Or from the hilarious Good Omens, cowritten with Terry Pratchett. I also highly recommend his collection of short stories, Smoke and Mirrors

Well he now has an online journal covering the last stages of his new novel: American Gods.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Think your truck has balls? Nope.. $24.95

Wow.. Don't want to spoil the surprise.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Earthquake art...

All I can say is wow.. thats leet.. go read.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Incase you haven't heard, eFront sucks..

This is a great breakdown of events as told on fuckedcompany.com, if you haven't heard about eFront you should definately read up. If you do business with eFront, you should definately run like hell. If you're bored and want to read 33 bazillion lines of ICQ logs, i'd recommend a visit as well. Mmmmm corporate espionaige.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


The horrors of Systems Administration

Heh, everything you ever wanted to tell you why NOT to get into sysadministration.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Testing

Testing the ability to post and notify IRC!
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Bad ass NY Post

Putting all of their archives online, dating back to 1801.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Glowing Chicken

Radiation or Sea Salts? This family wants to know WTF they just ate.. heh
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


BBQ Birds and Blind Humans? No, its art

I think the intro says it all "It's a ground-breaking sculpture about to grace a playhouse in the British city of Nottingham. There's just one problem: for 16 weeks a year, it will barbecue birds that cross its path. " Leave it up to them Britts
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Bush's Non-Lethal Weapons Plans

Coming soon to an army near you.. The Bowel Buster...
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Go Go Gadget Bondage Bunnies

Bondage bunnies have stolen your baby bunny, what are you, robo mom, gonna do about it? Kick some bunny ass.. Great shockwave game
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Most Important Inventions

This is an oldy but goody. John Brockman asks his extremely intelligent buddies what the most important invention in the last two thousand years was. This was published over a year ago. Warning, this is a large file because they decided to put every response on a single page.

Some of the inventions. Contraceptive pill. Hay. The Internet. The City. Anesthesia. Steam engine. Reading glasses. The Clock. The Printing Press. Calculus. Board games. The Mirror. The Bit. The Battery. The Telescope. The Horse Collar.
posted by foom @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


AYB Contest!

My dorm has a party every saturday night. This week, the 'party' is rather unusual. Its still going on now, almost 5 hours later... "This Saturday night, 3e challenges you to a battle of willpower. The premise is simple. At 8pm, we will begin looping All Your Base Are Belong To Us at full volume in Talbot. The last person standing wins $100, no shit. Who can take it the longest?" [click title for more]
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: Interesting


Not just fonts..

Tom7 also has a leet weblog, and does snoot which is now written in his own language aphasia. Also he made a leet quake3 map that i'm dying to try out.. And dont forget his mp3.com sites, he's got like 3, i dont remember htem offhand but they're on his weblogs. Also congrats to him, he got accepted to CMU and something else for his PhD.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: useful


Cool Fonts

Tom7 makes fonts. And they're really cool.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: All Your Base


Someone Set Up Us the Bomb

OK, maybe I'm the only person who finds the actual phenomenom of All Your Base funnier than the movie itself. This thing is just getting ridiculous. Someone registered a typo of a phrase in the AYB pantheon as a domain. (It's supposed to be "Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb"
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Shock my monkey..

Cant even think of a description for this, great picture.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


If only..

If only this were on CNN and not weeklyworldnews, discusses how President Bush is out before August because of "The Second Great Depression" which is on its way. Go click its an amusing read
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


How could this have been #1...

We talked about this a few days ago on the channel, but.. I still amazed at the crap that was actually #1 on my birthday.. What was #1 on the record charts on ur bday? Go click and find out
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


License Plates R US

Ever wonder what the license plates in albania looked like? What about Curaco? Well now you can find out, pretty much every license plate ever issued is on this site, pretty bad ass.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Stan....... dot com

Well it was posted on fuckedcopmany in response to a story about cnet, but its great.. read the Stan comment, its right at the top and is pretty long heh
posted by majost @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: lagparty


imp

Could we add a mail link to the weblog somewhere, and have it spawn a new window. =)
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Buy your CyWiz t-shirts!!

The boy who would be oper has his own line of t-shirts! These beautiful t-shirts feature a direct quotation from his essay on how the department of defense could use mIRC to help national security. For more info on CyWiz, go to Wanna Be Oper.

[3/1/01] - Update: The site is down because the DalNet exec board got upset.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


History of All Your Base Phenom

This is a pretty extensive history of how the "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" phenomenom got started.
posted by puff @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Am I All Your Base Or Not

Yes you too can rate your favorite zerowing hack.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Just SmokeIt

Get your red hot crackaddict tshirts now, fresh off the cafepress.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: pictures


Earth At Night

This is a cool picture of our planet at night. It's interesting how much brighter India is than China. In some sort of conspiracy, the picture doesn't show Australia or Japan.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Nike, the Guy, and the Sweatshop

So, Nike now lets you make personalized shoes. This means it's normal shoes with a word of your choice written on the side. This guy wanted the word "sweatshop" on the side of his shoe, but Nike refused the request. This has all the details.
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Just A Tip

Send a compliment or critisize someone anonymously. You are able to criticize hygiene, appearance, fashion, habits, personality etc...
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


So Sorry David Gallagher

David Gallagher is a writer for ironminds The REAL David Gallagher is a teen actor on the [crappy] TV show 7th Heaven. So the fake David Gallagher has some fun with confused fans.
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


BadIdeaLab

all i can say: No match for "HORRIBLEIDEALAB.COM". No match for "REALLYBADIDEALAB.COM". No match for "REALLYREALLYBADIDEALAB.COM". I'm pretty sure idealab is entirely to blame for the dotcom decline.. Good news is they closed another office today, or so the illustrious fuckedcompany.com tells me.. I still want to get some sort of idealab smashing domain..
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


PudCam live...

Look at all that swanky fancy lookin furniture..
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: From The "If Its Not Flaming MSF


Slashdot

I hate people who think they know everything. They give a bad name to those of us who actually do.
posted by jared @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: leet music


Among Thieves

Leet music, not really heavy but really really good. The bassist used to be in Life of Agony and other guys in the band used to be from new york hardcore bands Madball and Agonictic Front. Currently unsigned, played a showcase 3/6 so...check it out.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Brk's joke

Two vampires walk into a bar. One orders a glass of blood. The other orders a glass of warm water. The first vampire turns to his companion and asks, 'Why don't you order blood?', to which the second responds by pulling a used tampon out of his cape. 'I'm making tea.'
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


All your candy?

CANDY CANDY CANDY...
posted by jon @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


What in the...

What the hell was this guy thinking? I think i read about this guy.. isn't he the same one who strapped that rocket to his car or something and went to the desert and blew himself up? I dont remember the story.. but.. c'mon, a jet powered mr2?
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


The Fairy You Wish You Were

If you're 47 and not interested in women... Maybe you should take up this poor guys hobby.
posted by Cloak @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


ALL YOUR BASE

BASE BASE BASE...
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Wanna Be Oper

Psych and friends deal with a lamer who tries to get an O:line on Dalnet.

[3/1/01] - Update: The site is down because the DalNet exec board got upset.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Celebrity Battles

This website is made by kcalder, a lagparty regular. Celebrities compete in various categories. It's entertaining and addictive.
posted by kcalder @ 6:59 PM [item]
category: humor


Super Greg

Check out the home site for the world's greatest DJ: Super Greg.