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13 Everybody Wants to Rule the State
hi heh I miss you! you commie bastard!
Yes it has Been awhile. hi The Nonsense Network is a new textad exchange network. Get 75% of your impressions back, guaranteed! Neil Gaiman, a brilliant writer, has a blogger powered journal that really kicks ass. Lots of insight into his writing process. If pud wasn't crazy enough... Send files via the web. Up to 100mb a file. This script will translate a webpage into a foreign language and then back into English using AltaVista's babelfish. Very amusing. WOOHOO FOR CRACK! Abfab has returned (New Series), despite the claims that it never would, but I'm very glad it has, only had one of the new set so far and its wikid', and features 2 g4 cubes with LCDs, and a bluedalmation iMac, with porn being browsed on the former by the grandma ;D Amusement.....
"Jack Austin, an renegade astronaut overexposed to the sun's harmful rays while in orbit, does not return to Earth with a bad tan, but rather, a superpower: He is three times smarter than the smartest man on Earth (I'm assuming that excludes himself) whenever it's sunny out. Aided by his old roomate Doug, who was turned into a motorcycle by an experimental raygun, the duo coolly transverse this wide open vista we call America, fighting crime, and longing for the days when they weren't super-smart or a motorcycle (respectively)."
More information can be found here.
Find this by any means you have available to you if you're a fan of Jack Black. I can't even begin to explain to you how amazing this website is. This artist is incredible. The page is self-explanatory. This article covers interesting concraceptive myths Britsh teenagers believe. very cool pictures A coven in England have stepped forth to attack the egregious errors of the upcoming Harry Potter movie. Apparently Harry is taught the improper way to ride a broomstick! As anyone with a heavy witching background knows, the correct way to ride a broom is with the business end up front. How else will you keep the flies from getting stuck in your teeth? Support Tom 7 in his "Crap Art" manifesto. And remember kids: "a bad song is better than no song." WOW A female student at the Norwegian Film School in Lillehammer has been given approval by school administrators to make a hardcore pornographic movie. "Pornographic film production at the school is not a problem," said Malte Wadman, Principal of the state-funded school.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/20070.html
Read it. The Top 15 Secret Service Code Names for the Bush Twins
15> Mad Dog and Night Train
The only way to read the news... I wonder if his classmates even knew what he was talking about. :-) You want action? I'll give you action! All I can say is damn. Arnold, Al Pacino, Norman Bates and Joe Pesci are all Guilty. She is very beautiful Japanese girl, so nice. But her farts is very big sounds and very bad?? smell. her fartings amaze most of all persons. You should have this. It's great.Perhaps she can be winner in farting contest. Your watermelons will be assimilated. Resistance is futile ! It's a moving picture, you look at it.
I would say to them, "Want an ice cream cone?" both of them say yes.
I mirrored it to lp cause the source site was insanely slow. :P Are we a porn site now?..... :) Don't open at work Don't watch this one at work :-)
Oh, forgot. It's a video, you watch it. Bored on a friday night? This is what my friend Andy, myself, and GF do for enjoyment. You should go frame-by-frame through explosion as the face actually flies at the camera (yes like in the movies) Its a picture. Assassin sword fighting flash thing. Abuse others, and even yourself, verbally, on AIM! It's fun! hehe Some people have too much spare time, and do too many drugs. It's a picture, you look at it dunno if anyone else listens to booty house, but this is pretty damn funny anyway. It's a picture, you look at it hahahaha, you guys have to click on this, its worth it.
hosted on my friends website i feel sorry for this guy... Looks like they finally proved it :-) Sort of bizarre if it's for real...
And you thought this only happened in radio parodies.
Also c.f. Pretty Baby with a 12-y
ear old Brooke Shields. hrm.
This is a movie based on the Half-Life modification, Counter-Strike. Interesting enough, the sound effects and voices are the sounds used in the game. Pretty cool directing if you ask me :P Dancingpaul.com is a leet little flash website that allows you to pick and choose Paul's dancing technique. Go check it out, its leet! And may the force be with you! Spinn plays with goofiness when he puts a post-it note pad on the side of an under-construction Starbucks. Monkey Versus Robot, the latest thing in bleeding edge stupidity. This clip ranks high against the Lobster Magnet and All Your Base phenomenon. Warning, this could be the next retarded fad amongst teeny board junkies and irc kiddies. Opie and Anthony's Brittney Spear's virginity skit starring that amazingly annoying QVC salesman. Listen, and laugh.
Edit: Open this location up in Winamp and stream it Hilarious music video made from Pokemon episodes and the Pokemon movie. The bitches love me because they know that I can rock. Poverty stricken people in Brazil can now get free cosmetic surgery. The government is running a scheme for people on low incomes to have breast enlargements, liposuction and tummy tucks. Big backsides, admired by Brazilian men, means buttock implants are one of the top ops for the country's women. Slum dwellers have flocked to Clementino Fraga Filho University Hospital for "corrective surgery." Doctors say Brazilian body worship is to blame for a huge increase in demand for plastic surgery. In the past year, two tunes, What a Big Butt and Blonde Big Butt, were big radio hits. Discounted bills come to around $650. Similar procedures in private clinics cost $1,500 to $2,000, reports One News. Although 90% of Brazilians earn less than $10,000, Brazil is second only to the United States in the number of plastic surgeons and the most cosmetic surgeries per capita. Juliana Borges, Brazil's contestant in the Miss Universe contest, has had four plastic surgery operations. This link is purely for the sake of science. The science of sexy girls kissing each other. Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol now available for Linux. :) I don't live in San Francisco. But I've read about it in books and websites. Here's a pleasant folksy song about the wonders of San Francisco, and how they should be fucked. Will Leitch is one of my favorite writers. And I've only read his stuff online. Check out the latest in his "excruciatingly long series": Life as a Loser. I never really liked baseball, but this article makes me wish I were back in Little League again. This is a newly started web journal by a guy who is in India for six months. It has some very cool pictures, and thoughts on New Delhi living for an American. FilePile is back! And it's actually being served from the same machine as lagparty.org, thanks to jon. Watch out, It could happen to all of you! Funny, all you wankers should apreciate it
(Pun intended, Ooo err) The UK Army has paid for a handful of female soldiers to have breast enlargements to make them happier, the Ministry of Defence has said. A spokesman said that four women had received breast-enhancing surgery at one military hospital since the start of last year, and the total number is likely to be higher.
"We would suggest that there are something like a dozen such cases a year," the ministry spokesman said. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent the $4,000 operation, courtesy of the armed forces, to make her "a happier soldier".
The spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so. "This is not done purely on cosmetic grounds, but as a last resort," he said. "A small number of soldiers may develop a recurring and chronic psychological problem which may be debilitating."
The revelation is likely to renew debate in Britain on the role of women in the armed forces. They currently account for around 16,000 of the 200,000-strong army, navy and air force. The government is awaiting a review on whether women soldiers should be allowed to fight in the front line. This is a website a friend and I are doing for a "Web Business Engineering" class at CMU. It's based on an old snoot.com toy I did with Tom 7. heh, this is just weird This is really really scary. It's a teen pop song all about instant messaging. For 14.95$ you too can enjoy this state of the art cat carrier. Its small, light-weight, and efficient. Take a peek at the ad and buy your special kitty one today! heh
It's a picture, you look at it Organizers of Donald Trump's Miss Universe contest are investigating whether Miss France began life as a man. Elodie Gossuin, 19, who has arrived in Puerto Rico for the contest, is due to be questioned about whether she is a transsexual or a transvestite.
Miss Universe officials said she will be put on the first plane back to France if she does turn out to be a man. "Our regulations say all delegates must be natural-born females," spokeswoman Mary Hilliard McMillan told the New York Daily News.
"She is going through registration and being fitted for a gown and swimsuit," Ms. McMillan said. "There will be some determination. Wardrobe ladies have instructions to report immediately." She said organizers had not been able to put the question of her sex to Gossuin or her handlers because "they've been travelling." well, it's not a very good mov of me dancing (the song wasn't impressive) but it shows off my niffty suit, eh.
3 people possible with hand and foot disease. I quote "The slaughterman, who had been working with infected livestock in the north of England, was ``moving a decomposing carcass of a cow and that carcass exploded and the fluid went into his mouth,'' Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites)'s spokesman said." really neat flash demo on various printing techniques. If only all flash were this well used The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April
1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od. Three days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo. Two
seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-
friendly features of Unix. Seminars include "Everything You Know is Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis "cc C? Si! Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and "Document Unix, Are You Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is necessary because all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we could tell them.
-- Dr. Dobb's Journal, June '84 So you can watch Baywatch for an hour just to do is see the chicks in bikinis run up and down the beach for 2 minutes an episode. Or tune into the Man Show, just to see their “Juggies” on trampolines for a brief second. But if you want to see the best part without the fluff, then check out the JJ1 Jumpers. They'll give you more bounce for the byte, and they take it off.
A geeks version of Leary's song, "Asshole".
Have you ever wanted to toss half naked men down a long wooden plank by their underwear? No? You're a freak. Check it out ok, i realize now that billy already posted that pic, so heres this, its that fight thing, but a little different, a little the same and bloodier =P Leet martial arts thing. Well done
Stolen from http://www.soim.com/zine/zhukai/fight.swf This is insane. You can buy a case of open source cola. What does that mean? It comes with a recipe that you are welcome to play around with in order to perfect your own cola beverage. Zug.com is completely hilarious. Check out the pranks in particular. It's a picture, you look at it leet stuff about mistakes in movies What China should really do. Anyone else besides me gonna get all 12? Leet stuff! A man's humorous dealings with spam, flash design, and a telephone. The contestants are in for the 2001 5k competition. What's the 5k, you ask? It's a competition in which people make a website smaller than 5k. And the best sites win. leet vehicle I saw a cable going into a wall.. Odd site. Top 10 recently submitted image, audio, and video files. fan-bloody-tastic.. hours (or minutes) of fun, brings back my childhood.. (Warning : Needs shockwave)
It's a picture.
look at it
-|- I'm not a milk drinker. I don't like the taste. That'd be enough for me. But I also find it strange that human beings are the only species that drink another species' milk. Anyway, here's an interesting article about how milk might actually be bad for you. It's actually not a very well written article, but the content is interesting. I never believed it would happen. But it has, has my entire life ended? Maybe there's a restaurant somewhere around here. I got a nitro rc car. I too am 12 years old again. Short movie (6 megs), next time i'll do a better job with tripod, etc.. Coming soon www.Boston-RC.com. more from metafilter, why dont u just go read metafilter so i can stop posting...
This one was great tho, All I have to say is "CasketFurnitureDOTcom" Go read for more. Ok, so I read this on metafilter, but it was great..
I quote: "[The] device sends a text message when anyone heavier than the wife gets into bed." This is a real letter sent to the principal's office at a Florida highschool after they sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. I'm sure you've all heard about the guy who wanted Nike to place the word "sweatshop" on the side of his customized shoe, and the following humorous discourse. This is a meme. Get it? It's like a "gene" but it has something to do with memory and what not. Anyway, this website now contains a timeline of how the "Nike sweatshop" meme invaded popular culture. Also, in the lagparty.org archives you can find a similar timeline for the "All Your Base" meme. I find this stuff extremely interesting, since in my time I've created several (obviously smaller) memes, such as the response to the revocation of independence. This article has some good pictures of her too. Here is a t for our ladies. ;) This will probably be my last weblog post before spring break. For some reason this really disturbs me. It's an organized effort for websites to relaunch on May 1st with an all new design. The website is full of masturbatory verbosity, yet doesn't even come close to giving a reason why anyone would want to do this. The closest is some waffling about a "manifest demonstration of the very idea of community." Hey, akamai guys, the Brunching Shuttlecocks made some special content just for you. Funny Site. cart00ns and pictures of drunk people, what more could you ask for If you're leet and make billions you shoud paypal us some money for server upgrades/bw/drives/etc. The email for the server upgrades/etc is jon@lagparty.org.
That's right. There is a plan to clone jesus. To hasten the second coming. I think they might be serious in this endeavour. Jesus. Using DNA found in the "blood of jesus" on holy artifacts. Oh, never mind, false alarm. Those are all fake. You can't dance. Don't deny it. I've seen you at the clubs. You sort of sway side to side and swing your arms. In no relation to what music is playing. So learn how to dance! (also available in German) This article is a response to the fairly recent Santana high school shootings. It proposes that the "surprise" high-school shootings are in fact a result of white america lying to themselves. Thinking that violence and crime is urban and black. Yet even statistics, a tool of the white man, show that white high school students are far more likely to commit a violent act or use drugs than their inner-city black brethren. A new art exhibit in London, birthplace of such luminaries as Alfred Hitchcock and Me, brings modern art to an all-time low. It consists of blank walls. 2500 square feet of blank walls. Some people would say that by attracting all this media attention the exhibit must have some sort of artistic merits. Those people are fucking morons. It's no secret. I don't like the Dave Matthews Band. This article quite nicely sums up the reasoning behind my oft-disputed opinion. He's boring. "Earnest Rock" on the whole is boring and can only exist as a conservative response to what other more risk-taking artists do.
I always wondered if Hormel got pissed off that people used the word "spam" to describe unsolicited email. Well, on the official spam corporate webpage they answer this very question. Always useful if you are REALLY.... REALLY...... REAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY bored.
I would advise against visiting unless above criterior have been reached Download this little program and run. I guarantee your hair will stand on end after running this program. Great for thrills and something you could really spook out fellow employees with. Just run and wait. From MacUser Magazine:
Heroes;
And the prize for innovative use of Apple hardware goes to... the Kleenx Cube. One canadian Mac user got an amazing result when he noticed blemishes on the case of his Cube. Apple instantly sent out a replacement case, leaving him with an empty Cube chassis. Worrying about the effects of turning it into a toaster would have on the plastic, he did the only sensible thing and turned it into a tissue box. You gotta love those Canadians (LP:ED No... I don't.. fucking canuks) This is an amusing look at a crappy website ("The Schumin Web") There are so many self-centered websites on the internet, but this is probably the most ridiculous I've ever seen. And the commentary is just hilarious. Great new band and side project of Damon Alburn of blur, also a very cool example of shockwave for a webpage, current single in the UK is "Clint Eastwood", And it is rather fookin good like.
enjoy Go.. be happy.. have fun I dunno if this is humor or interesting or what, maybe even disturbing, but apparently if MIR hits a floating Taco Bell target in the Pacific, everyone in the US can get a free taco. How bizarre... It's a picture. you look at it. You thought it was over. But people just won't let it die. The base are out there, and they all belong to us. Check out this humorous fake ad for the Ford Excursion. It's actually funny. This is a strange online comic that has been published every sunday since October 2000, and will continue to be published until the story has been completed. Honestly, this is one of the most absorbing web experiences I've seen in a while. I'll be sure to check in each sunday as the story finishes. Actually, that's not really how it's going to work. pud is trying to make money off the leeches that use his site (investors, journalists, head hunters, executives, and people who like to watch things die) by charging for full access to all of the tips he recieves. There are two pricing plans. $75 or $25 a month. We landed on the moon. We found rocks. We had to declare customs. For those of you who don't know, I happen to play bass in a band called bredbored. Nicky (bredbored, Bing, etc.) is our fearless leader, and he writes all the songs, plays the guitar, and sings. We also have a drummer named Vitaly, but he's never been part of #lagparty, so you all probably wouldn't know him. Anyway, we recorded a demo this past weekend. Eight whole songs, in all of 20 hours straight. So yeah, go listen to stuff and hopefully like it. We think it sounds pretty good, so you should too... =) =) =) Surreal. This site requires Flash, and make sure you have your volume turned up. Extremely strange. (Written by Kirushi)
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Some of these pictures are actually cool, some of them not, but definately worth a visit Extremely funny website. Check out the Self Made Critic's movie reviews. Extremely funny website. Check out the Self Made Critic's movie reviews. update - 3/16 @ 2:36 pm This is just really fucking cool. Still in beta. Requires shockwave. Make a habbo and join the lagparty room! A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the
driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked
up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the
officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how
materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your
possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my fuckin Rolex?"
News for geeks, british stylee A pilot for a japanese television show. I'm not sure if they're serious or not, but it's quite funny. Funny site dedicated to fat chicks in party hats. Live and love the fatness! Memepool, the best of weird content! The new official Arkansas State Quarter. Guess what? It's fake and it makes fun of Clinton. Really cool article about how unique Tux the Penguin is. An open source logo for an open source movement, brilliant. How fast is akamai? Find out here! Tons of articles and info about what IT/Ginger may be, Jobs and Bezos have both seen it and say it will change the way we build our cities. The forum also has lots of info, links, and articles um, motorized skateboard that goes 15mph, death trap anyone? This is one of the most disturbing sites I've seen. It's all about how anorexic is beautiful. At first I couldn't tell if they're joking or not. After browsing around for a while, I realized that they are dead serious. I haven't read most of the pages on this site, because it creeped me out too much. But the Anna K section is especially gross. Check out her article on the constructive use of cocaine. The inventor of the pacemaker gets a pacemaker put in.. That's pretty badass. And I quote "The bird seemed to understand the human words and jumped on the bed and relaxed," he told the paper." McDonalds sucks, or so the people who stole, beat, battered, and hung from a tree, this Ronald McDonald statue thingie.. Neil Gaiman is a brilliant author. You may know him as the mind behind the Sandman graphic novels. Or the english script for Princess Mononoke. Or from the hilarious Good Omens, cowritten with Terry Pratchett. I also highly recommend his collection of short stories, Smoke and Mirrors
Wow..
Don't want to spoil the surprise. All I can say is wow.. thats leet.. go read. This is a great breakdown of events as told on fuckedcompany.com, if you haven't heard about eFront you should definately read up. If you do business with eFront, you should definately run like hell. If you're bored and want to read 33 bazillion lines of ICQ logs, i'd recommend a visit as well. Mmmmm corporate espionaige. Heh, everything you ever wanted to tell you why NOT to get into sysadministration. Testing the ability to post and notify IRC! Putting all of their archives online, dating back to 1801. Radiation or Sea Salts? This family wants to know WTF they just ate.. heh I think the intro says it all "It's a ground-breaking sculpture about to grace a playhouse in the British city of Nottingham. There's just one problem: for 16 weeks a year, it will barbecue birds that cross its path. " Leave it up to them Britts Coming soon to an army near you.. The Bowel Buster...
Bondage bunnies have stolen your baby bunny, what are you, robo mom, gonna do about it? Kick some bunny ass.. Great shockwave game This is an oldy but goody. John Brockman asks his extremely intelligent buddies what the most important invention in the last two thousand years was. This was published over a year ago. Warning, this is a large file because they decided to put every response on a single page. My dorm has a party every saturday night. This week, the 'party' is rather unusual. Its still going on now, almost 5 hours later...
"This Saturday night, 3e challenges you to a battle of willpower. The
premise is simple. At 8pm, we will begin looping All Your Base Are Belong
To Us at full volume in Talbot. The last person standing wins $100, no
shit. Who can take it the longest?"
[click title for more] Tom7 also has a leet weblog, and does snoot which is now written in his own language aphasia. Also he made a leet quake3 map that i'm dying to try out.. And dont forget his mp3.com sites, he's got like 3, i dont remember htem offhand but they're on his weblogs. Also congrats to him, he got accepted to CMU and something else for his PhD. Tom7 makes fonts. And they're really cool. OK, maybe I'm the only person who finds the actual phenomenom of All Your Base funnier than the movie itself. This thing is just getting ridiculous. Someone registered a typo of a phrase in the AYB pantheon as a domain. (It's supposed to be "Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb" Cant even think of a description for this, great picture. If only this were on CNN and not weeklyworldnews, discusses how President Bush is out before August because of "The Second Great Depression" which is on its way. Go click its an amusing read We talked about this a few days ago on the channel, but.. I still amazed at the crap that was actually #1 on my birthday.. What was #1 on the record charts on ur bday? Go click and find out Ever wonder what the license plates in albania looked like? What about Curaco? Well now you can find out, pretty much every license plate ever issued is on this site, pretty bad ass.
Well it was posted on fuckedcopmany in response to a story about cnet, but its great.. read the Stan comment, its right at the top and is pretty long heh Could we add a mail link to the weblog somewhere, and have it spawn a new window. =) The boy who would be oper has his own line of t-shirts! These beautiful t-shirts feature a direct quotation from his essay on how the department of defense could use mIRC to help national security. For more info on CyWiz, go to Wanna Be Oper. This is a pretty extensive history of how the "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" phenomenom got started. Yes you too can rate your favorite zerowing hack. Get your red hot crackaddict tshirts now, fresh off the cafepress. This is a cool picture of our planet at night. It's interesting how much brighter India is than China. In some sort of conspiracy, the picture doesn't show Australia or Japan. So, Nike now lets you make personalized shoes. This means it's normal shoes with a word of your choice written on the side. This guy wanted the word "sweatshop" on the side of his shoe, but Nike refused the request. This has all the details. Send a compliment or critisize someone anonymously. You are able to criticize hygiene, appearance, fashion, habits, personality etc... David Gallagher is a writer for ironminds The REAL David Gallagher is a teen actor on the [crappy] TV show 7th Heaven. So the fake David Gallagher has some fun with confused fans. all i can say:
No match for "HORRIBLEIDEALAB.COM".
No match for "REALLYBADIDEALAB.COM".
No match for "REALLYREALLYBADIDEALAB.COM".
I'm pretty sure idealab is entirely to blame for the dotcom decline..
Good news is they closed another office today, or so the illustrious fuckedcompany.com tells me.. I still want to get some sort of idealab smashing domain.. Look at all that swanky fancy lookin furniture.. I hate people who think they know everything. They give a bad name to those of us who actually do. Leet music, not really heavy but really really good. The bassist used to be in Life of Agony and other guys in the band used to be from new york hardcore bands Madball and Agonictic Front. Currently unsigned, played a showcase 3/6 so...check it out. Two vampires walk into a bar. One orders a glass of blood. The other orders a glass of warm water. The first vampire turns to his companion and asks, 'Why don't you order blood?', to which the second responds by pulling a used tampon out of his cape. 'I'm making tea.' CANDY CANDY CANDY... What the hell was this guy thinking? I think i read about this guy.. isn't he the same one who strapped that rocket to his car or something and went to the desert and blew himself up? I dont remember the story.. but.. c'mon, a jet powered mr2? If you're 47 and not interested in women... Maybe you should take up this poor guys hobby. BASE BASE BASE... Psych and friends deal with a lamer who tries to get an O:line on Dalnet. This website is made by kcalder, a lagparty regular. Celebrities compete in various categories. It's entertaining and addictive. Check out the home site for the world's greatest DJ: Super Greg. | ||